So, guess what I saw when I was out shopping this afternoon?
A t-shirt that said, "Run, Forrest, run!"
Seriously, I'm not joking. Yet it did not come home with me, because unfortunately it was quite ugly! I really might have considered it if it was cool, funky, and/or actually showed Forrest and Jenny. Instead, it had the text in huge letters, with trees (on little legs, and I think they had eyeballs too) ... and the trees were running. Get it? The "forest" was running. Bad, bad, bad!